- Lana would never have sex with Archer. She'd rather have sex with you.
- Why, what'd she say?
Len: Actually can I have all of it? And the bunny attached to it? He is attached, right? Can I have the bunny and the lettuce?
Archer: Um, can we give Lennie the rabbit?
Len: And the lettuce!
Archer: … sure thing. Go to town.
Len: Yeah, ‘cause, you know… they’re brothers.
Archer: Um. Is he always gonna be like this now because I feel bad.
Ron: Who the hell is going to sneak in from Canada?
Archer: Arctic wolves?
Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
It’s probably been there for awhile, but I just finally got around to checking my email.